The Other Side of Oz by Art West 50" x 40", oils Not For Sale
Introducing Team OZ
With Dorothy (
), Glenda the Good (
), the Tin Man (
) and the Wizard himself,
Alan "Art West" Heuer
. The other characters have yet to found. We will need munchkins.
All of the below is fiction and refers to a miracle like product that should have been in a green bottle.
Protandim has not been evaluated by Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
That said, you can take all of the following as a grain of salt from the life and times of the WIZARD as he checks out the latest dietary supplement Protandim to hit the market.
There are rumors that this stuff may bring folks in a fog back into the light. Just one pill of Protandim in the morning, drink AXIO like it's Koolaid and one Protandim for bed time ...
In fact, a certain gentleman, by the name of Jackson Heuer (diagnosed with autism at the age of 16), is now ready to be a distributor himself after one month on Protandim. He says himself Protandim has an ingredient good for cognition.
And I gave him a big hug today. First time in his life he didn't pull away .... he just stood there and grinned, with a towel dripping wet from a shower. As I gave him the first real hug of his life.
Enough to make a WIZARD cry with joy.
Maybe Protandim is good for LOVE too. And Love ain't a disease.
And now for a journey down the Yellow Brick Road.
Day 1 10/17/2015
Ordinary day at the Studio in Santa Fe for Art West. Wonder if Protandim will do anything worthwhile. Note that Glenda seems a little less cranky than usual after having slept through the night for the first time in weeks on the same stuff, with just one waking period. My lower legs are still quite itchy and I put on some more Vaseline intensive care as I have for the last few days. Sleep well after doing 10 pushups. And with great skepticism take some Protandim from the little blue bottle. Mostly over the last few months have felt quite exhausted from all the driving and the incridble anguish of watching Cia Rae come off Klonopin.
FAST forward 28 days
My focus is incredible driving between Taos and Santa Fe after only 2 hours sleep the night before. Talk to 10 or so people along the way. Perhaps 50 all day. At least 90% are interested. Get some Protandim to Charles Collins and his sister. They are so happy. Then after about ten hours of sales head back to the ABQ, weaving in and out of traffic like I'm on a river, not the jerkey shit the kids do around here ... I mean smooth. Usually I would have to pull over and take a nap in the Canyon, so I don't drive into the REAL river. But no problem today. The Red Axio drink I had at lunch with RJ Pfammatter keeps me going no problem. And I stay focused all the way back to the Q.
Day 29 11/16/2015
Now able to do 50 pushups, contrasting the ten I did at the beginning of the month; Cia has again returned to her happy self and has gone to California to bring in a grandchild. I practice Taekwondo in earnest, something I've done little of over the last few months. I'm using the stairs in the house as a stretching devise, going up and down 4 & 5 steps at a time most of the day. Feel like I want to be outside all the time. Standing on my toes a lot, reaching for things like a monkey.
And I'm singing a LOT. … CIA rae Khakaura … to the ET song. Have noticed that my typing has returned to hyper speed like it was in New York – maybe 110 words a minute. Don't know for sure. The amount of energy I have is incredible. Legs are stretching further that they did in High School or Taekwondo eight years ago.
As for the piano. I didn't know I could do that on a piano ... OH Were off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Then to bed at 9:00, feeling incredbly exhausted after a day of jumping around the ABQ, literally, running about, into Walmart etc.. I fall asleep immediately. Awake at 11:30 with a start and run down stairs to start bringing this to the internet. Practicing Taekwondo when the laptop freezes (damn lap top). Pracitce jump kicks and stuff I haven't done in seven years. Feel incredible power in my kicks and punches. Do 50 pushups again.
Then I run upstairs to the scale and realize I've lost eight pounds in 29 days. Charles Collins is going to be skinny man! Well, maybe not skinny, but heck, this man weighed 600 pounds when he arrived in Taos. They had to bring him over the border with a crane! (Just kidding Charles ... he's got the biggest heart in all of Taos County).
Of course, all of the above is fiction as this sort of thing doesn't happen in real life.
Or does it?
Call me at 505.629.9438 if you're interested in PROTANDIM. 40% Reduction in oxidative stress in a mammal in 30 days. Up to 70% and ore in three months. Maybe in three months I'll be doing 70 pushups, so I can get a black belt in Taekwondo.
Wonder what it might do for you or someone you love. And there's one for dogs. And skin products for the ladies, and energy drinks that really DO increase your focus. Ask the WIZARD. He knows.
Don't just wonder what it will do for you Find out! Just five nutrients that have been around for thousands of years. And if I can't answer your questions there's someone who can.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.